RotM 1.44.3 - Girl Scout Cookies
Jan. 27th, 2007 12:54 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kerfloopeywitchIt's that time of year, when you see them everywhere. So write a fic using Girl Scout Cookies in it.
There was this one time, in high school, when we had to sell chocolates to make money for band uniforms even though we weren't in it. Bad memories. Trust me you don't want to partake in any organized food selling. So whenever I see those cheerful moms or kids coming to the door and wanting to sell cookies, I turn out the lights and pretend I'm not home.
Don't believe me? Okay, picture an adult that thinks she's a teenager. Bad right? Jerry Springer material but not something to put you off buying food from cute kids. Well, then think of her wanting to make out with the father figure in your life. Scarred for life, seriously. One, you don't want to think about old people doing it and two, you really don't want to see your best friend's mom or Giles and picture them kissing each other.
Sorry, Buffy I didn't mean to bring up the whole Joyce and Giles bleach my brain incident.
Now, picture the whole town where you live with the adults acting like that. Trust me, you do not want to see what your parents or the neighbor across the street was like as a teenager. Sure, some were a doofus as a kid just like they are as an adult, like Principal Snyder. But some really surprise you, and not in a good way.
Take my advice, when the cute kids in their cute uniforms come to your door. Turn off the lights and pretend you're not home. Just say no to Girl Scout Cookies.
Muse: Willow Rosenberg
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Word Count: 263
There was this one time, in high school, when we had to sell chocolates to make money for band uniforms even though we weren't in it. Bad memories. Trust me you don't want to partake in any organized food selling. So whenever I see those cheerful moms or kids coming to the door and wanting to sell cookies, I turn out the lights and pretend I'm not home.
Don't believe me? Okay, picture an adult that thinks she's a teenager. Bad right? Jerry Springer material but not something to put you off buying food from cute kids. Well, then think of her wanting to make out with the father figure in your life. Scarred for life, seriously. One, you don't want to think about old people doing it and two, you really don't want to see your best friend's mom or Giles and picture them kissing each other.
Now, picture the whole town where you live with the adults acting like that. Trust me, you do not want to see what your parents or the neighbor across the street was like as a teenager. Sure, some were a doofus as a kid just like they are as an adult, like Principal Snyder. But some really surprise you, and not in a good way.
Take my advice, when the cute kids in their cute uniforms come to your door. Turn off the lights and pretend you're not home. Just say no to Girl Scout Cookies.
Muse: Willow Rosenberg
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Word Count: 263
